Work Wanted

Ambitious young laborer looking for daywork. Experienced in building block towers (destruction as well as construction) and inserting oddly shaped objects into appropriate sized openings. Will accept nanas and juicebars in lieu of money. Can be picked up and dropped off at Gymboree.

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